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hoganddice:

musterni-illustrates:

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a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

Mine actually sounds pretty accurate …


coffeeandcastiel:

420yearold:

Tumblr on september 30th

more like tumblr from september 1st to november 1st

coffeeandcastiel:

420yearold:

Tumblr on september 30th

more like tumblr from september 1st to november 1st


thestorygirl:

nightmaresandsexyghouls:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS

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OCTOBER IS HERE

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cowerings:

baby steps to learning to love yourself :

- look in the mirror everyday and say “wow i’m super cute”

- drink lots of h20 

- wear whatever you’d like and don’t let anyone stop you

- ignore the scale

- eat lots of strawberries

- spend time with nature

- do things that make YOU feel good

- you got this

- i believe in you

- you’re worth it


crgasmic:

more romantic/soft porn here

crgasmic:

more romantic/soft porn here

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leadmeouttothefloor:

snowfeels:

i swear taylor swift dated more guys then i have followers on tumblr

I feel sorry your follower count is so low maybe it’s all the slut shaming :(


So im really drunk and im not sure how that happened or if tonight was even real? Halp.

So im really drunk and im not sure how that happened or if tonight was even real? Halp.


billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong


Anonymous asked: "What's your major in college?"

morosity:

stress


Anonymous asked: "Black Pink blue"

So, I just realized this was in my inbox. I need to learn to tumble. I went and found it so lets go!

Black: 1 fact about the person I like…

His name is Jamison Richard, and when I am with him everything just feels right. Like I have been in relationships but this takes the cake, I cant imagine not having him in my life. Also he was just sleep talking about a car and a trip and I may or may not be dying of laughter.

Pink: 4 facts about my parents…

1. Kinda a rough childhood, but we are really close now.

2. I get my artsy side from my mom and my ass kicking side from my dad.

3. My dad taught me how to make basic awesome meals, i.e spaghetti, burgers, chicken of all sorts.

4. My mom taught me how to cook holiday meals, i.e turkey, roasted chicken, mashed potatoes, etc. 

Blue: 9 Facts about my family

1. I lost my brother (technically an in law but he was closer than that) in 2011 in Afghanistan

2. I have a brother and sister who are older.

3. I have always lived in their shadows

4. I was not a planned baby

5. Despite hardships in the past we are close now

6. My dad has a super heavy brooklyn accent, I do too but only when I am mad.lol

7. We are going to Halloween Horror Nights next week where me and my dad promised to each go into the houses that terrify both of us so lets hope my anxiety doesnt kill me.

8. My mom, sister, and I all have tattoos and we are trying to convince my brother to get one.

9. I love them no matter what, and I will kick anyones ass who tries to fuck with them…or my main compadres, they are family too and I would kill for them 

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