the english language, everyone
This hit me like a brick
And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.
And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently.
Ohh you are the best!
There would be a couple of things I guess but all could have very dire consequences. For instance being able to spend one more day with my brother Jerry, that would be killer. I miss him so much, but I also know there are some people I wouldnt have in my life and hell what if he wasnt brought back exactly the way he was. And for everyone to live happily, that wouldnt work because when there is good there is evil and thats what makes the world go round. And having super powers would be superb but im can barely function as I am now. So maybe I would wish for the ability to think about what I want and then if I decide I want it, to have it. I.E. I want to teleport here, BAM im there. Or I want to breathe underwater, BAM IM A FISH. Or hell I want the $2.12 to buy my lunch, BAM I have the exact amount of money I need or want in my pocket. I want to hear my brothers voice, BAM a memory that involves him talking. (As sad as that might make me)
But yeah I want to ability to have what I want or need. (and bonus points if items come out of a bag Mary Poppins style, and there are no negative consequences for me or anyone else.)
but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat you
We (men) are not fucking sharks!
We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct
We are capable of rational thinking and understanding.
Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it.
Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.
Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them.
You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed.
What is so fucking difficult about this concept?
How can you not reblog something like this
THAT IS WHAT I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN YESTERDAY ^ OMG
I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me
#okay i know some people hate this scene because they think it’s whedon making fun of cap#and that might have been how he intended it#but the way evans and rdj played it is so perfect#because there’s steve’s sass coming back#’seriously?’#’seriously tony?’#’what exactly are you expecting from me?’#’it’s been like a week and a half since i got here from the 40s’#’what does it look like?’#’well it seems to run on some form of electricity’#unspoken ‘you moron’#and tony’s response is just like#’i don’t know what i was expecting’#’you got me there’#i don’t know#i just thought the two of them played it perfectly off each other [via invisiblespork]
when I find myself in times of trouble, Elle Woods speaks to me